Tuesday, November 22, 2011

I like Fish Hooks and Adventure Time and My Little Pony and cutting bitches when they mouth off.

Monday, September 19, 2011

Everyone has redeeming qualities, but rarely do they have enough of them.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

"You don't jump a highlander because you 'like swords.'"

Sunday, April 4, 2010

"Maybe jesus shouldve risen on the 4th day so i could have monday off"

Thursday, March 4, 2010

" So I'm just going to stand at my desk shirtless all day staring at nothing!"

Saturday, November 21, 2009

"QUILUTES? MORE LIKE QUALUDES!"

Saturday, November 7, 2009

"The air is so thin atop that mountain of accomplishment."